This is ridiculous, but really makes you think. Please read this article all the way to the bottom.
Turkey callers hope to lure a national title this weekend
BY MIKE ORGAN ? GANNETT TENNESSEE ? February 19, 2009
NASHVILLE ? Billy Yargus has learned as much about turkey calling by watching the birds as he has by listening to them.
Yargus perfected his calling technique by paying attention to the manner in which turkeys utilize their diaphragm. In the process, he became the nation's best caller.
The Ewing, Mo., resident won first place in the 2008 National Wild Turkey Federation Grand National Calling Championships in Atlanta and will be at Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center Friday through Sunday for the 2009 championships.
"When a turkey is calling everything comes from their diaphragm," said Yargus, 45, who won a trophy, a championship ring and $5,000 for last year's victory in the Seniors Division.
"When you watch a turkey, an old hen call, you'll actually see when she's yelping or cutting that she's using so much of her air that her tail kind of quivers or even does a little jerking motion in the same rhythm as what she's got coming out.
"It took me a long time to learn to bring all of my air out of my diaphragm like a turkey does."
The calling contest, which will take place Friday through Sunday in the Governor's Ballroom, will be held in conjunction with the 33rd annual NWTF Convention and Sport Show.
Other divisions include Gobbling, Friction, Owl Hooting and Rare Breed. One of Yargus' stiffest competitors will be 2007 champion Shane Hendershot of Zanesville, Ohio.
"You cannot have a better teacher than a live turkey,'' Hendershot said. "There are videos that have actual footage of them, but the best way is just being in the woods and calling hens in and watching them and listening to them."
Yargus' keen calling skills have helped him to become a better turkey hunter, of course.
"It makes you more confident when you sound exactly like a turkey,'' Yargus said. "I used to, once I had a turkey coming, as long as they kept coming I didn't say anything. Nowadays I'll call when they're standing there if front of me at 15 or 20 yards."
Yargus knows he will have to call as well as he did last year and probably even better if he hopes to repeat as the national champion.
"The grand nationals are the most prestigious turkey calling contest that there is and the most sought after,'' Yargus said. "Definitely the very best of the very best will be there."
More than 45,000 spectators are expected to attend the competition.
OK, did you get that? 45,000 spectators for a freakin turkey calling contest! We have trouble getting much more than a thousand at the largest world cup events and these people are getting 45,000 people to come hear people gobble like a #$@%'n turkey. What we do is a million times more entertaining than this crap. Where are we screwing up with promoting what we do? Lets get this discussion going and figure something out. This is embarrasing!
